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*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*

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Me: *home alone*
Me: *in the shower* IMAGINE LIVING LIKE A KING SOMEDAAAYY
Me: *preparing a snack* KISS ME AGAIIIN, UNDERNEATH THE MOON LIIGHT
Me: *running around* LONG LIVE THE RECKLESS AND THE BRAVEE
Me: *Upside down, balancing on the couch* IM MARRIED TO THE MUSIC, FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSEEE
Me: *into a hairbrush* YOUR FOREVER IS AL THAT I NEEEED
Family: *gets home*
Me: *locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*

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(Source: johannamanuela, via swayzepatrick)

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gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest

(via lets-dream-a-little)

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santanist:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

most well behaved poultry

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cutieringtail:

falmyrion:

queerpong:

“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.

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